Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls. Feast your eyes on THE BEST SWEET CORN IN THE WORLD, grown on the sand prairies near the Mississippi River town of Kellogg, MN and purchased at a roadside stand in Plainview, MN one hour after being hand-picked. The only thing which could make it any better is a drenching in Plainview Creamery Grade AA Sweet Cream Salted Butter.
The older I get, the fewer things I know for sure. On this day I know four things to be undeniably true:
- People hate change.
- It’s never too cold for ice cream.
- There’s always room for a piece of pie.
- To get the absolute BEST sweet corn on the Planet Earth, you must make the pilgrimage to Wabasha County, MN. Anything else is second-best.